Babies Rock

"Breakfast Highchair" by Stone Temple Pilots
(To the tune of "Dead & Bloated")

I am smellin' like the O's
that somebody gave me
in my breakfast highchair
I am smellin' like the O's
that somebody gave me
'cause I love Cheerios.

Ohh yeah, babies love to eat O's
I feel I've come of age
When I can feed myself.
Ohh yeah, babies love to eat O's
I feel I've come of age
When I use my sippy cup.

You can't swallow two O's at once
You can't swallow a fistful of O's

I am covered in juice
'cause I shake my cup
and spray juice all over.

I eat my O's thinkin' 'bout bananas, thinkin' 'bout bananas
I eat my O's thinkin' 'bout bananas, thinkin' 'bout bananas

DeuceDad and I love to change song lyrics to be about Deuce, but I think this was actually worth sharing. There is a series called Rockabye Baby! (my favorite cover is the Rolling Stones one with the binkies in the lips). These are soothing lullaby versions of rock bands songs. Our little hobby is slightly different in that we change the lyrics. Good clean fun!