I either had a lobotomy or was abducted by aliens. The lack of stitches on my head points toward alien abduction.
You may have noticed that it is Tuesday. I do not know how this came to be, and I have clearly lost time. The space time continuum that is.
In order to make up time that was stolen from me, I will go fight the battle against crumbs and cat hair on the main floor of my house instead of blogging. Wish me luck.